Tough Traveling: Creative Cursing
Posted on October 8, 2015 20 Comments
The Thursday feature “Tough Traveling” is the brainchild of Nathan of Review Barn, who has come up with the excellent idea of making a new list each week based on the most common tropes in fantasy, as seen in (and inspired by) The Tough Guide to Fantasyland by Diana Wynn Jones. Nathan has invited anyone who is interested to come play along, so be sure to check out the first link for more information.
This week’s tour topic is: Creative Cursing
New lands, new languages, new things to cuss out. Nobody in fantasyland cusses in quite the same way though; each world has its own way to yell at the world.
Wendy’s Picks
The sign of a good creative curse word is when it transcends its fictional world to become a part of my every day phrasing. Sometimse I’m calling someone a bosh’tet, other times I might be swearing on Andraste’s tits. More often than not, I’m alternating between these two darlings:
But no matter how many fraks I do or don’t give, cursing in fantasy is a fine art and one that great care should be given to when deciding your own fantastical curse words. N. K. Jemisin offers some excellent food for thought on the subject here.
“Goddamn it I hate the word “damn”. Because the instant I want to use it, I have to stop and consider a fantasy culture’s beliefs about the afterlife. Do they have a Bad Afterlife Place to which people can be damned? Who does this damning, and why? Why is being damned such a problem? ” ~N.K. Jemisin
Mogsy’s Picks:
For some reason, many of the picks I came up with this week are from science fiction. I guess that makes sense. Language is dynamic; it develops and evolves within cultures and societies. We curse differently than people did in the past, and future generations will in turn curse differently than we do now. In Dark Eden, the language drift is even more extreme, since their society grew out of a small founding population stranded on a planet. A lot of their curses involve the names of original two settlers, like “Angela’s tits!” or “Tom’s dick!”
The Grim Company by Luke Scull
To me, creative cursing can also be how you finesse your swear words. While Luke Scull isn’t really making up new curse words for his fantasy world, just using the ones we’re all familiar with, he does it in very colorful and creative ways: “Now get the fuck out of my sight before I shove this dagger so far up your dick eye it tickles the back of your throat with your balls.”
The Expanse by James S.A. Corey
Creative cursing can also be how you relate your world back to your swearing, I guess? In a sci-fi world you gotta cuss people out using some sci-fi related touches. Chrisjen Avasarala is the acting secretary-general of the United Nations and also a grandmotherly old lady who swears like a sailor, entertaining readers with memorable gems such as: “That man’s asshole must be tight enough right now to bend space.“
Crashing Heaven by Al Robertson
Honestly, it’s much easier to think of characters who curse creatively, rather than creative curses. After spending years in prison, protagonist Jack Forster is a soldier who returns home with two things: a reputation as a traitor, and a virtual puppet named Hugo Fist tethered to his mind. Fist mostly exists inside Jack’s head but can also be “pulled” out to manifest in a form similar to that of a ventriloquist dummy. It’s hard to reconcile the fact that such an innocuous-looking puppet can actually be a deadly weapon, with one hell of a potty-mouth on him to boot.
The corn-related curses in The Heartland Trilogy. Miriam Black from Blackbirds. Reagan’s hacker speak from Zer0es. I was originally planning on writing out my comments for each one when it suddenly occurred to me, oh heck, why not just make it easier on myself and save some time? 😛
Comic Stack 10/07/15 – 5 Horror Graphic Novel Recommendations
Posted on October 7, 2015 11 Comments
I took September off from reviewing comics due to a busy schedule, but I’m going to try to get back on schedule. October is one of my favorite months of the year because of Halloween. I revel in the spooky fun the season brings about. For that reason, I thought I’d recommend five horror graphic novels that will get you in the spooky mood! Next week, I’ll recommend five horror based manga books as well. If you decide to read any of these, I hope that you’ll enjoy them. Before we begin, I would like to give an honorable mention to October Faction, as well.
Outcast by Robert Kirkman, Paul Azaceta, Elizabeth Breitweiser (Illustrator)
From the creator of The Walking Dead. Kyle Barnes has been plagued by demonic possession all his life and now he needs answers. Unfortunately, what he uncovers along the way could bring about the end of life on Earth as we know it.
Wytches by Scott Snyder, Jock (Illustrator)
Everything you thought you knew about witches is wrong. They are much darker, and they are much more horrifying. Wytches takes the mythology of witches to a far creepier, bone-chilling place than readers have dared venture before. When the Rooks family moves to the remote town of Litchfield, NH to escape a haunting trauma, they’re hopeful about starting over. But something evil is waiting for them in the woods just beyond town. Watching from the trees. Ancient…and hungry.
Nailbiter by by Joshua Williamson, Mike Henderson (Illustrations), Adam Guzowski (Illustrations)
“Where do serial killers come from?” and why has Buckaroo, Oregon given birth to sixteen of the most vile serial killers in the world? NSA Agent Nicholas Finch needs to solve that mystery in order to save his friend, and he’ll have to team up with the infamous Edward “Nailbiter” Warren to do it. Joshua Williamson and Mike Henderson deliver a mystery that mixes Twin Peaks with the horror of Se7en.
From Hell by Alan Moore, Eddie Campbell (illustrator), Pete Mullins (illustrator)
“I shall tell you where we are. We’re in the most extreme and utter region of the human mind. A dim, subconscious underworld. A radiant abyss where men meet themselves. Hell, Netley. We’re in Hell.” Having proved himself peerless in the arena of reinterpreting superheroes, Alan Moore turned his ever-incisive eye to the squalid, enigmatic world of Jack the Ripper and the Whitechapel murders of 1888.
Locke & Key by Joe Hill, Gabriel Rodríguez (Artist)
Locke & Key tells of Keyhouse, an unlikely New England mansion, with fantastic doors that transform all who dare to walk through them. Home to a hate-filled and relentless creature that will not rest until it forces open the most terrible door of them all…
This series is FREE as audiobook right now on Audible! I recommend snatching it up. It was released on October 5th. It features known names like
We’ll end this post with a little Marilyn Manson for mood music (warning: that is not a bright and happy video), but I also recommend Genghis Tron, Atreyu… and… let’s not even get me started on my first passion… MUSIC!
Waiting on Wednesday 10/07/15
Posted on October 7, 2015 12 Comments
“Waiting On Wednesday” is a weekly meme hosted by Breaking the Spine that lets us feature upcoming releases that we can’t wait to get our hands on!
Mogsy’s Pick:
A Criminal Magic by Lee Kelly: February 2, 2016 (Saga Press)
I had to pinch myself, this book sounded too good to be true. Magical realism? Gangs and mobsters? Set in a “Roaring Twenties” alternate historical era? I really hope A Criminal Magic is as good as it looks, because I’m really liking what I hear so far.
“THE NIGHT CIRCUS meets THE PEAKY BLINDERS in Lee Kelly’s new magical realism, crossover novel.
Magic is powerful, dangerous and addictive – and after passage of the 18th Amendment, it is finally illegal.
It’s 1926 in Washington, DC, and while Anti-Sorcery activists have achieved the Prohibition of sorcery, the city’s magic underworld is booming. Sorcerers cast illusions to aid mobsters’ crime sprees. Smugglers funnel magic contraband in from overseas. Gangs have established secret performance venues where patrons can lose themselves in magic, and take a mind-bending, intoxicating elixir known as the sorcerer’s shine.
Joan Kendrick, a young sorcerer from Norfolk County, Virginia accepts an offer to work for DC’s most notorious crime syndicate, the Shaw Gang, when her family’s home is repossessed. Alex Danfrey, a first-year Federal Prohibition Unit trainee with a complicated past and talents of his own, becomes tapped to go undercover and infiltrate the Shaws.
Through different paths, Joan and Alex tread deep into the violent, dangerous world of criminal magic – and when their paths cross at the Shaws’ performance venue, despite their orders, and despite themselves, Joan and Alex become enchanted with one another. But when gang alliances begin to shift, the two sorcerers are forced to question their ultimate allegiances and motivations. And soon, Joan and Alex find themselves pitted against each other in a treacherous, heady game of cat-and-mouse.
A CRIMINAL MAGIC casts a spell of magic, high stakes and intrigue against the backdrop of a very different Roaring Twenties.”
Book Review: Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson
Posted on October 6, 2015 14 Comments
A review copy was provided by the publisher in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.
Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson
Genre: Fantasy
Series: Book 5 of Mistborn
Publisher: Tor (10/6/15)
Author Information: Website | Twitter
Mogsy’s Rating: 4 of 5 stars
A lot of the books that I’m excited for in 2015 are actually releasing quite late this year, so as we sauntered into fall and said good bye to summer, I was getting ready to say hello to a couple of my most anticipated titles. Shadows of Self was most definitely near the top of that list. I’m a big fan of Brandon Sanderson, and I absolutely loved The Alloy of Law – probably more than all three books of the original Mistborn trilogy put together, so small wonder that I was really looking forward to this follow-up.
If there’s one thing I can never resist, it’s a good Fantasy meets Western setting. Three centuries after the events at the end of The Hero of Ages, the world of Mistborn has transformed into something altogether different. We’re on the cusp of an era similar to the industrial revolution, and all around are new inventions giving rise to mild hints of steampunk. On the outskirts of the built-up city of Elendel is a dusty, lawless territory known as the Roughs, where our protagonist Lord Waxillium Ladrian made his name as a lawman-for-hire.
Magic, however, is alive and well. Allomancy and Feruchemy are still around, though applied here in a different way which preserves the marvel of the original system while adding a whole new dimension to it at the same time. Characters from the original trilogy like Vin, Elend, Kelsier and Sazed are also now long gone but not lost, their names immortalized forever in history and religion. It’s therefore possible to read this subseries without having to start with the first three books, though the experience might be richer if you do because then you’ll understand all the references to these past people and events. And for those who enjoyed the original trilogy, The Alloy of Law and Shadows of Self will introduce you to a fresh start featuring great new characters in a dynamic world that evolves with time. You’ll still be getting all the good stuff, but these books are far from being just the same-old, same-old; they’re shorter, more lighthearted and fun in tone and style, and I found that the mix of old and new worked very well for me.
Shadows of Self continues the adventure by bringing back Waxillium and his good friend Wayne in a new mystery involving a hunt for an assassin. Nearly two decades have passed since Wax first started his youthful escapades into the Roughs, and he has recently returned to the city in order to take up the mantle of his lordship, which comes with a whole new set of responsibilities – including getting married. Wax and Wayne now use their allomantic powers to assist the constabulary of Elendel, working alongside the constable-general’s chief aide Marasi Harms, who is also the half-sister of Wax’s fiancée. Their latest case involves a massacre at an auction organized by the governor’s corrupt brother, whose body was found among the victims which included nobles as well the city’s most notorious crime lords.
It soon becomes clear that the governor himself is a target. And to make matters worse, Wax learns that the assassin they hunt may not be human at all, but a Faceless Immortal who calls herself Bleeder, a kandra that ingests the bones of other beings to take on their physical appearance and personality. What do you do when your quarry could be anyone?
Given how much I enjoyed The Alloy of Law, I was not surprised that I had a great time with this book too. Shadows of Self features a more complex plot, drawing heavily upon the world of Mistborn and its religious lore. The gods play a much bigger role in this one, with the stormy politics of the deities mirroring the political state of the mortal world. Just as the people of Elendel are sick and tired of the corruption in the government and in the nobility, not all kandra are content with Harmony’s rule. When both situations come to a boiling point, the results aren’t pretty. For readers though, it’s a tense race against time with Wax, Wayne and Marasi as they try to prevent the city from tearing itself apart, and the only way to stop the destruction is to catch Bleeder. For a supposedly insane killer, she proves to be much craftier than anyone could imagine.
Wax and Wayne are also as fantastic a duo as the synergy of their names imply (though in truth, any scene with Wayne in it is automatically awesome, even when he’s solo) and having Marasi back is great as well. It’s interesting to see the dynamics play out between them when they work together, and as always I love the humor and the snappy dialogue which is way more prominent here than in the original trilogy, and probably where the lighter “fluffier” feel of these books comes from. Each character also has his or her own strengths and foibles, and I thought this installment explored those traits and covered them remarkably well without taking away from the main story.
The most exciting moments came at the end for me, and I won’t lie, I was a bit of an emotional wreck after last few chapters. Strangely, I wouldn’t say the events leading up to the climax were entirely unpredictable, though the twists were a mix of “Okay, I saw that coming” along with “Wait, that wasn’t what I expected.” Either way, Sanderson knows how to deliver a conclusion, and it’s a jaw-dropping one that left me reeling from the impact. I’ve become deeply invested in Wax’s story over the course of these two novels, and the ending did not disappoint.
All told, this book sees Brandon Sanderson doing more of what he does best – telling captivating stories that delight and enchant. Shadows of Self is another great addition to the Mistborn sequence, and another fantastic book from an author well known for his creative world-building and ingenious magic systems.
*** Originally reviewed at The Speculative Herald ***
YA Weekend: Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff
Posted on October 3, 2015 15 Comments
A review copy was provided by the publisher in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.
Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff
Genre: Young Adult, Science Fiction
Series: Book 1 of The Illuminae Files
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers (10/20/15)
Author Information: Amie Kaufman | Jay Kristoff
Mogsy’s Rating: 4.5 of 5 stars
I went into this with no small amount of skepticism, as I do with most books that get this much hype before release. In spite of myself though, I found myself hooked. Basically I chewed through this book like its pages were made of sweet, sweet candy.
And in a way, Illuminae IS like candy – visual candy, that is, a feast for the eyes. I originally started out with a digital galley of this book, and then later, through the generosity of a couple bloggers, I was lucky enough to get my hands on a physical copy of the hardcover ARC. And seriously, it’s gorgeous. All the pictures I’ve seen of this bad boy from conventions and on social media don’t do it an ounce of justice. Quite simply, Illuminae is as much a book as it is a work of art. That’s what I really want to say about its presentation. You don’t so much as read it as experience it.
That said, you should know this is not a convention novel. It is presented in an epistolary format (which is looking like a growing trend in Young Adult fiction these days) written as a series of documents. Think works like Dracula or World War Z. However, when it comes to the variety of document types, I don’t know if I’ve ever read a book that takes it as far as Illuminae, which makes use of everything from emails, interviews, journal entries, instant messaging logs and video transcripts to more unconventional media like starship schematics, medical reports, and even “Unipedia” webpages and more besides. It’s a futuristic sci-fi novel, which lets the authors go to town and draw from so many different ideas. In many ways, it’s this variety which made this book such an addictive read, because there’s always something different on the next page and the story never lets you fall into a rut.
Still, interesting format and fantastic art direction aside, right now you might be wondering: Yeah, but is the story worth it? Here’s the rundown: Illuminae follows a pair of high school students, Kady and Ezra, who break up the morning their planet was invaded. Talk about poor timing. It is the year 2575 and whole galactic empires are ruled by megacorps, and the two teenagers just happen to reside on Kerenza, a small ice planet on the edge of the universe involved in a secret and illegal mining operation by one of these corporations. Rival corp BeiTech descends upon them, destroying the Kerenza settlement, leaving thousands dead and on the run. Kady and Ezra are among the lucky (unlucky?) survivors who end up on the Alexander fleet, made up of the three ships that came to Kerenza’s rescue.
Damaged and crippled, the fleet limps away towards the closest jump gate more than half a year away, while an enemy dreadnaught follows in hot pursuit, determined to leave no witnesses. But when it comes to the refugees’ problems, that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Exposed to some of the biological weapons BeiTech used in their attack, many of the survivors come down with a highly contagious plague which turns its victims into mindless, savage husks. To make things worse, several systems on the Alexander were also damaged beyond repair, resulting in a crazed AI running the ship. Through it all, Kady and Ezra are starting to realize just how tiny and insignificant their problems were back in their simple, sheltered lives on Kerenza. After all this death and destruction, all they have left is each other.
No doubt if you’re a regular reader of sci-fi, a lot of plot elements will feel familiar to you. In a way, the format of the book carried a lot of the story for me, the clever layout and the visuals keeping me going especially at the beginning when the premise was still being established. A lot of the conflicts, from the pursuing enemy ship to the deadly plague, are pretty standard for the genre, and in fact I had myself an eye-rolling “REALLY?” moment when the Phobos virus and its zombie horde-like symptoms were introduced.
Once again though, what blew me away me was not so much the ideas themselves but the way they were presented. I’m also incredibly impressed at the sense of urgency the story conveyed, quite an achievement considering the intimacy and personal touch you lose with the characters when you utilize the epistolary format, because so often you are not actually “in their heads”. Many times while I was reading this, I was brought to mind the scenes from the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica series where surviving Colonial citizens and military members in the fleet were counted down on a stark whiteboard as the episodes progressed, lending a certain gravitas and desperation to the Alexander fleet’s dire situation.
Oh, and that climax. Even barring spoilers, there’s really nothing I can say about it that will even come close to its expressing its sheer awesomeness. Really, it’s something you just have to read for yourself. Oh wait, I mean…experience for yourself.
That said, there were some minor complaints. First of all, in all my years of consuming sci-fi stories featuring an Artificial Intelligence, I have never come across one that spoke in such gratingly purple, flowery prose. I guess it was supposed to make the AI creepy, but for me it just felt like nails on a chalkboard. The story also has more holes than a sponge (and a lot of times feels as fluffy as one), the space combat dialogue felt like it was lifted straight out of Independence Day or Star Wars, and the ending was also infuriatingly abrupt. However, this last point was before I realized Illuminae was the first of a trilogy, so knowing that there is more to come makes me feel a little better.
Small quibbles really, considering how much fun I had with this book. I was able to overlook many problems that would otherwise ruin a story for me. How much of that was due to the writing and how much of that was due to the format and pretty visuals, I can’t say for sure, but I would guess they contributed to my enjoyment in equal parts. If more traditional styles of storytelling is what you prefer, I probably would not recommend this. On the other hand, if this sounds good to you, I recommend forsaking digital or audio versions of this book and go all-out for the hardcopy, the way it’s meant to be read. I had a great time with the full experience.
Audiobook Review: Touch of Power by Maria V. Snyder
Posted on October 2, 2015 7 Comments
Series: Healer Series
Publisher: Mira (December 20, 2011)
Author Information: Website
Tiara’s Rating: 3 of 5 stars
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Narrator: Gabra Zackman | Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins | Audiobook Publisher: Harlequin Books (January 5, 2012) | Whispersync Ready: No
Touch of Power follows Avry, a healer on the run. After a large portion of the population is decimated by a plague, healers are blamed for the outbreak mainly due to a poorly worded missive released during the early stages of the outbreak that directed healers not to heal anyone with the plague because it was fatal to healers. Healers draw pain, wounds, and sickness from the bodies of others onto themselves, allowing their natural healing abilities to help them recover quicker than the normal person. Despite the fact that no one is no longer being infected by the plague years after the outbreak, healers are still hunted by impoverished communities for gold offered by the rulers. Avry finds herself in the middle of a political struggle after a group of men rescue her from certain death to help an ailing prince that she blames for many things that happened to her people but who may be the realm’s only hope of salvation in this new ravished world.
The people who recommended this book to me weren’t kidding when they said that the “zombies” in this story were very background. (Refer to this post.) In fact, I almost forgot there were supposed to be zombies in this book until the end when they were a peripheral threat. Overall, the story was a bit shallow, which means I found that I didn’t invest much emotion into the characters or their world. I was disappointed that there was not much more to Avry other than to be the long-suffering healer who takes everything in stride without complaint. You’d think someone who took people’s pain, illnesses, and injuries would express some discontent from time to time, especially when you consider she’s the one who ends up bearing their scars. I did enjoy learning more about the healers and their powers, though, and the connection it forged between a healer and those she helped.
The other characters were essentially basic molds and forgettable, but you still kind of develop a soft spot for them. The love interest is one that’s typical of the genre. You know, the asshole that the girl just can’t help liking who turns into total mush near the end. The one, though, takes the cake. It’s one thing to be an asshole. It’s another to initially be an abusive asshole, and I refuse to try to explain away his actions earlier in the story. His logic is, “Yeah, I might’ve shackled you to a tree, starved you, and attempted to coerce you to do what I wanted by walking you to exhaustion while you’re half-starved and freezing, but I saved you from jail and mercenaries. So, there’s that. I’m not a bad guy, really. I love you. Love me.” With that being said, the romance part of this book didn’t overwhelm the story that Snyder was trying to tell. And I could’ve liked Kerrick in the end if he hadn’t pulled that dick move in the beginning. Honestly, most of the men in this book seemed to have a “I do what I want, Thor!” mentality. And that’s pretty meant you’re going to do what they want whether through charm, force, or magic. Sometimes, this book was like reading about a bunch of 10-year-old boys.
The writing had a tendency to feel like it was skewed for a much younger audience despite Avry being on the older side of the young adult spectrum. At the same time, the story was allowed more adult moments since the characters are all in their twenties, which did lead for some non-graphic, sensual moments. Gabra Zackman was a solid narrator. The only thing that really irked me about it was the voices she used for the male characters. She sounded a bit stilted and awkward while trying to voice them. However, this was an okay story. I dare say it’s good even if it sounds like I hated. The writing is tight, and I thought the last half of the book was much more engaging than the beginning which is largely why this got at least three stars. If I’d just based my rating on the last half of the book, I could’ve given it 4 stars. I did actually start to care more toward the end and was sad that the feeling I had during the last half of the book hadn’t translated to the whole book and then, it was over. I tend to be overly critical of anything that categorizes itself as speculative YA, so my opinion is to be taken with a grain of salt. I think that most people who typically enjoy YA of this variety will be mostly pleased with this because there’s much here to enjoy especially during the second half. Despite being underwhelmed, I do still want to try Snyder’s Poison Study. I’m still trying to decide if I want to continue with this series or not.


















































