Book Review: How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix
Posted on January 16, 2023 19 Comments
I received a review copy from the publisher. This does not affect the contents of my review and all opinions are my own.
How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix
Mogsy’s Rating: 4 of 5 stars
Genre: Horror
Series: Stand Alone
Publisher: Berkley (January 17, 2022)
Length: 400 pages
Author Information: Website | Twitter
Grady Hendrix has made a name for himself for writing horror novels that are slightly bizarre, a little off kilter. As he never shies away from the strange and unexpected, each of his books also tend to possess a unique gimmick or hook, as well as the quintessential ingredient of a thread of dark humor. His latest How to Sell a Haunted House is all of this and more, which is sure to delight his readers and win him new fans.
As the book opens, we are introduced to Louise Joyner, a 39-year-old single mom who has always prided herself on being hardworking, independent, and resourceful. But one night, her entire world unravels with a phone call from her younger brother Mark who informs her that both their parents had just died from a car accident. Filled with shock and grief, Louise reluctantly leaves her 5-year-old daughter Poppy behind with relatives in San Francisco in order to travel cross-country back to her childhood home in South Carolina. There’s much to be done, including helping Mark with the funeral preparations and deciding how to sell their parents’ old house.
But when she arrives, Louise is furious to find that Mark has already set in motion his own plans, many of them against the wishes of herself, other family members, and even those set forth in their parents Eric and Nancy’s will. An epic fight between brother and sister ensues, escalating when it turns out that Mark has been bequeathed almost the entirety of their parents’ estate. Mark, the spoiled and entitled baby of the family, who has always had the world handed to him because he was so helpless, while Louise is the responsible one who has had to work for everything she ever wanted! And now, all she’s left with is Nancy’s substantial “art collection” which spans decades of her mother’s creations, including her vast hoard of handmade dolls and puppets. None of it was fair, and Louise was not about to stand for any of it.
However, while feuding about what to do with the house, both Louise and Mark start noticing something off about the place, and it’s not just the weird sounds coming from the attic. The house is giving off a malicious energy, or so claims their eccentric cousin Mercy who believes it is haunted. And while Louise is tempted to dismiss this as utter nonsense, she also can’t deny that strange things keep happening, and somehow, a part of her just knows it has something to do with her mom’s puppets.
So, anyway, I hate dolls. I can’t stand their frozen blank faces and glassy eyes that just give me the creeps. When I was younger, I couldn’t sleep after the first time I watched the movie Child’s Play and to this day I will not abide any dolls in my house and my daughters understand that they’ll just have to make do without American Girl or Our Generation in their lives.
But now, puppets. In some ways, they’re worse. As anyone who’s ever seen a Punch and Judy style show can probably tell you, they are the stuff of nightmares. For the puppets in this book, my assumption was that most would have been from Louise’s mother’s time with the Christian Puppet Ministry and be no less disturbing with that hair-raising muppet look to them. Dial that creepiness up to eleven and that’s certainly how I pictured Pupkin, the favorite of all of Nancy Joyner’s puppets but who is also the source of so much vexation and sheer terror for our poor protagonist Louise. I’m not going to spoil anything, but suffice to say, if you carry as much antipathy for dolls and puppets as I do, you’ll have a jolly good scary time with this book.
But what I loved most about How to Sell a Haunted House is that it’s not just horror-filled fun and games. I enjoyed the deeper layers of story which offers commentary on the darker side of familial relations. If you think your family is dysfunctional, just wait until you meet Mark and Louise! And yet, while the Joyners’ situation might be a bit extreme, it’s also easy to see how certain aspects of their sibling rivalry can be relatable.
This book also reads so much like a movie, complete with a third act that brings everything together while going full-bore into horror thriller territory. Just when you think things can’t get any crazier, whoops, there’s more!
In sum, How to Sell a Haunted House is very much the horror novel you’d expect in a lot of ways, but also a little more substantial than just shocking violence and cheap frights (though you’ll get plenty of that as well). Once more Grady Hendrix delivered an insanely entertaining novel, and I had a lot of fun reading it.
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Waiting on Wednesday 01/11/23
Posted on January 11, 2023 9 Comments
Waiting On Wednesday” is a weekly meme that first originated at Breaking the Spine but has since linked up with “Can’t Wait Wednesday” at Wishful Endings now that the original creator is unable to host it anymore. Either way, this fun feature is a chance to showcase the upcoming releases that we can’t wait to get our hands on!
Mogsy’s Pick
The Only One Left by Riley Sager (June 20, 2023 by Dutton)
“Bestselling author Riley Sager returns with a Gothic chiller about a young caregiver assigned to work for a woman accused of a Lizzie Borden-like massacre decades earlier.
At seventeen, Lenora Hope
Hung her sister with a rope
Now reduced to a schoolyard chant, the Hope family murders shocked the Maine coast one bloody night in 1929. While most people assume seventeen-year-old Lenora was responsible, the police were never able to prove it. Other than her denial after the killings, she has never spoken publicly about that night, nor has she set foot outside Hope’s End, the cliffside mansion where the massacre occurred.
Stabbed her father with a knife
Took her mother’s happy life
It’s now 1983, and home-health aide Kit McDeere arrives at a decaying Hope’s End to care for Lenora after her previous nurse fled in the middle of the night. In her seventies and confined to a wheelchair, Lenora was rendered mute by a series of strokes and can only communicate with Kit by tapping out sentences on an old typewriter. One night, Lenora uses it to make a tantalizing offer—I want to tell you everything.
“It wasn’t me,” Lenora said
But she’s the only one not dead
As Kit helps Lenora write about the events leading to the Hope family massacre, it becomes clear there’s more to the tale than people know. But when new details about her predecessor’s departure come to light, Kit starts to suspect Lenora might not be telling the complete truth—and that the seemingly harmless woman in her care could be far more dangerous than she first thought.”
Book Review: Episode Thirteen by Craig DiLouie
Posted on January 10, 2023 20 Comments
I received a review copy from the publisher. This does not affect the contents of my review and all opinions are my own.
Episode Thirteen by Craig DiLouie
Mogsy’s Rating: 5 of 5 stars
Genre: Horror
Series: Stand Alone
Publisher: Redhooks (January 24, 2023)
Length: 464 pages
Author Information: Website | Twitter
Episode Thirteen was my first book by Craig DiLouie, and maybe it’s because I’m a fan of epistolary novels or the fact that I have a strong penchant for found footage horror movies, but I loved it!
Our story begins by introducing readers to husband and wife team Matt and Claire Kirklin who are the stars of Fade to Black, the newest hit ghost hunting reality TV show. Supported by a dedicated crew which includes cameraman Jake Wolfson, head tech guy Kevin Linscott, and actress Jessica Valenza, together they visit so-called haunted houses around the country to capture evidence of paranormal activities or to try to debunk them. Matt, a true believer ever since an eerie experience in his childhood, is keen on trying to prove to the world that ghosts exist, while Claire is like the Scully to his Mulder, using her science background to explain away the unexplainable. While on the surface they may seem like an odd couple, the truth is the two of them are deeply in love, and the audience also eats up their onscreen dynamic.
But in order to keep their ratings up, both Matt and Claire know that Fade to Black is going to need something fresh. Fortunately, the team has just gotten a new lead on a fantastic location. Out in Virginia sits the Foundation House, notorious for its role in the disappearance of five paranormal research scientists back in the early 70s. Ever since then, strange happenings have been recorded at the house, and Matt believes with all his heart that it is haunted. Finally, this was his chance to put his show on the map! But his wife, on the other hand, is not so sure. True to form, she’s not convinced there’s anything wrong with Foundation House aside from its aging infrastructure, but on top of that, she is also starting to question her role on the show.
In fact, all the team members are struggling with some conflict in their lives, with their fates hanging on the success of episode thirteen. Upon their arrival at Foundation House though, it’s clear that they’ve hit the jackpot. The old mansion is everything Matt has ever dreamed of, filled to the brim with paranormal potential and opportunities for killer footage. But as the cameras start rolling, the old mansion delivers more than any of them could have bargained for.
First off, I love haunted house stories, and Episode Thirteen is a very good haunted house story. I always like it when the genre surprises me, and this novel does have a few unique offerings up its sleeve. Its format is perhaps the most obvious thing to come to mind, as the entire plot is presented to us via a series of documents like emails, texts, and other correspondence mixed in with transcripts of filmed footage, journal entries, news articles and more. Through this fascinating lens, even the most usual and common of genre trappings seem to take on a new and different flavor.
I’m also impressed with how much character development was managed through this unconventional approach to storytelling. Using creative methods to reveal everyone’s backstories, we find out how everyone got to be involved with Fade to Black and their motivations for wanting the show to succeed, beyond just doing it for the ratings. In some instances, the various characters’ goals align, while at other times they clash. Neither is everyone as honest as they should be in how they represent themselves to each other and to the reader. The longer they all stay at the house, the more it also starts messing with their minds.
At first, it was the little things—objects being moved, electrical fluctuations, and other anomalies. Soon though, the characters discover the house has a lot more in store, and its powers are beyond anything they can imagine. I wouldn’t say this book scared me, even though it had its moments. But mostly its strengths are in the story’s atmosphere and the fact that it came through so well despite the epistolary style. I also devoured this novel simply because the format was so addictive. Things moved at a quick pace and there were never any lulls, not to mention the plot was just so entertaining.
All told, Episode Thirteen was a fun and gripping read that’s sure to leave a lasting impression. Craig DiLouis masterfully builds an atmosphere of dread and unease throughout the book while also developing his characters into fully fleshed and relatable figures. I really can’t believe it’s taken me this long to finally read one of his books! If you are a horror fan and you love haunted house stories and don’t mind epistolary novels, I highly recommend picking this up.
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2023 Audiobook Challenge
Posted on January 9, 2023 20 Comments
All right, new year, new audiobook challenge! Let’s do this! Caffeinated Reviewer and That’s What I’m Talking About are hosting this annual event again in 2023, and below you’ll see the challenge details as well as the different levels.
If you want to take part, make sure to check out the sign-up page for this year’s challenge, and also head on over to the Goodreads group. We hope you’ll join us!
Challenge Details
- Runs January 1, 2023 – December 31, 2023. You can join at any time.
- The goal is to find a new love for audios or to outdo yourself by listening to more audios in 2023 than you did in 2022.
- Books must be in audio format (CD, MP3, etc.)
- ANY genres count.
- Re-reads and crossovers from other reading challenges are allowed.
- You do not have to be a book blogger to participate; you can track your progress on Goodreads, Facebook, etc. I recommend creating a shelf on Goodreads titled 2023 Audiobook Challenge. You can keep track and link the shelf.
- If you’re a blogger grab the button and do a quick post about the challenge to help spread the word. If you’re not a blogger you can help by posting on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube or Tweet about the challenge.
- Updates plus a giveaway will be posted twice during the year. The first update will be July 2, 2023, and the last update will take place on December 30, 2023. You’ll have one week to link up and share your progress
Achievement Levels
What level will you choose?
- Newbie (I’ll give it a try) 1-5
- Weekend Warrior (I’m getting the hang of this) 5-10
- Stenographer (can listen while multitasking) 10-15
- Socially Awkward (Don’t talk to me) 15-20
- Binge Listener (Why read when someone can do it for you) 20-30
- My Precious (I had my earbuds surgically implanted) 30+
- Marathoner (Look Ma No Hands) 50+
- Over-Achiever (Power Listener) 75+
- The 100 Club (Audiobook Addict) 100+
Last year I aimed for 50 audiobooks and fell 7 short. I should probably scale back this year, but screw that! Marathoner, here we come again!
What about you? Do you listen to audiobooks, and if so, will you try the challenge? Let me know your thoughts!
Bookshelf Roundup 01/08/23: Stacking the Shelves & Recent Reads
Posted on January 8, 2023 6 Comments
Bookshelf Roundup is a feature I do every weekend which fills the role of several blog memes, like Stacking the Shelves where I talk about the new books I’ve added to my library or received for review, as well as It’s Monday! What Are You Reading? where I summarize what I’ve finished reading in the last week and what I’m planning to read soon. Mostly it also serves as a recap post, so sometimes I’ll throw in stuff like reading challenge progress reports, book lists, and other random bookish thoughts or announcements.

Received for Review
My thanks to the publishers and authors for the following review copies received, and be sure to click the links to their Goodreads pages for more details and full descriptions!
Some interesting new arrivals this week! With thanks to Minotaur Books for a finished copy of The Devil You Know by P.J. Tracy, the third book of the Detective Margaret Nolan series which I’ve heard some great things about. Also thank you to Simon & Schuster/Aladdin Books for a review copy of City Spies: City of the Dead by James Ponti, the fourth book of the series. My daughter and I really enjoyed the previous book, which could be read as a standalone (and I assume this one can too) so I’m looking forward to checking it out. And with thanks to Grand Central Publishing for a review copy of The Cabinet of Dr. Leng by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. It’s part of the Aloysius Pendergast series and I cannot wait to read another book by these authors again!
In the digital haul, with thanks to Simon & Schuster Audio for listening copies of Mysteries of Thorn Manor by Margaret Rogerson and VAMPS: Fresh Blood by Nicole Arend. I was also excited to receive an ALC of Finlay Donovan Jumps the Gun by Elle Cosimano, with thanks to Macmillan Audio. And finally, my copy of Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson hit my inbox earlier this week. I backed the Kickstarter and the backer perks are now starting to roll in! I can’t wait to start this!
Reviews
Emily Wilde’s Encyclopaedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett (5 of 5 stars)
All The Dangerous Things by Stacy Willingham (4.5 of 5 stars)
The Poison Season by Mara Rutherford (4 of 5 stars)
Roundup Highlights:
What I’ve Been Reading
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Have you heard of or read any of the books featured this week? What caught your eye? Any new discoveries? I hope you found something interesting for a future read!
YA Weekend: The Poison Season by Mara Rutherford
Posted on January 7, 2023 9 Comments
I received a review copy from the publisher. This does not affect the contents of my review and all opinions are my own.
The Poison Season by Mara Rutherford
Mogsy’s Rating: 4 of 5 stars
Genre: Young Adult, Fantasy
Series: Stand Alone
Publisher: Inkyard Press (December 6, 2022)
Length: 400 pages
Author Information: Website | Twitter
At first I didn’t know what I was expecting when I picked up The Poison Season, but I ended up enjoying it more than I thought I would. This light fantasy romance with touches of a fairy tale takes place in a remote forest where a small island rests in the middle of a poisonous lake. No one really knows how the waters became poisoned, but it will kill anything that tries to cross it.
But the lake also protects those who live on the island, called Endla. Born and raised there, Leelo has spent her entire life hearing stories of how dangerous outsiders are and how they would destroy her home if they had a chance. The Endlans have developed a culture around song, using the magic in their singing to communicate with the creatures of the forest as well as to manipulate human minds. With these powers, they also make sacrifices to the island and guard it from intrusion from outsiders.
But the risks do not come only from without. Endlans are so protective of their secrets that they will even banish their own people if they do not show an aptitude for magic by their twelfth birthday. Unfortunately, Leelo’s own younger brother is deemed unmagical and is set to be exiled, causing her and their mother no small amount of grief. In her sorrow, Leelo goes to be alone by the lake and spies a young man on the other shore. In spite of him being an outsider, she waves to him.
Jaren is from the nearby village, who never believed in magic before he and his family moved here, but very quickly he is realizing there is more to Endla than meets the eye. One day, while escaping from an unnaturally vicious wolf, Jaren tries to cross the lake to the island in an act of desperation to get away, and almost drowns. He is saved by a pale-haired girl, whom he recognizes as the one who waved to him. But what he doesn’t realize is that by saving him, Leelo has put them both in danger. For it was her duty as a watcher to kill any outsider she should encounter, and if she is to be found harboring Jaren, the consequences for her could be deadly.
I loved that The Poison Season never tries to be more than it is, a trait which is actually quite refreshing in a YA novel. The gist of the premise is simple, and the scope of the world-building small yet fascinating and satisfying. The entire story takes place around the poison lake, and the lore surrounding it has the vibe of a dark fairy tale.
This spare approach also means more time and attention given to developing the characters. Leelo is a protagonist the reader can sympathize and connect with—headstrong and determined, but still deemed too softhearted by her aunt and cousin who see weakness in Leelo’s refusal to sacrifice animals or even in her love for her soon-to-be-banished brother. Right away, readers gather that Endlans are a hard people. They do what must be done in order to survive and protect their way of life from outsiders. Of course, that Leelo has a more contemplative side and does not fall in line unquestioningly kind of makes her a bit of an outsider herself.
It made the resulting romance between her and Jaren much more convincing and natural. Theirs was a love story that I found sweet and captivating. Just as the main plot was a slowburn, so was the romance arc. The dual POVs of Leelo and Jaren gave readers a look into both sides of the relationship to see how their feelings developed mutually. Overall, I thought it was a well-written romance that had genuine chemistry.
Bottom line, this was an uncomplicated but enjoyable novel about magic and romance that had the alluring quality of a fairy tale. I can count on one hand the number of Young Adult books I read in 2022, but I’m glad that The Poison Season was one of them.
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Thriller Thursday Audio: All the Dangerous Things by Stacy Willingham
Posted on January 5, 2023 19 Comments
I received a review copy from the publisher. This does not affect the contents of my review and all opinions are my own.
All the Dangerous Things by Stacy Willingham
Mogsy’s Rating (Overall): 4.5 of 5 stars
Genre: Mystery, Thriller
Series: Stand Alone
Publisher: Macmillan Audio (January 10, 2023)
Length: 10 hrs
Author Information: Website | Twitter
Narrator: Karissa Vacker
This is my second book by Stacy Willingham. I loved her debut A Flicker in the Dark, and I’m happy to report there’s no sophomore slump here with All the Dangerous Things!
The novel follows Isabelle Drake, who opens the story with a heartbreaking speech that she makes at a true crime convention in front of hundreds of fans who have shown up to hear her talk. A year ago, her entire world was upended when her toddler son, Mason, was stolen away in the middle of the night while Isabelle and her husband Ben were fast asleep in the next room. Despite the police working around the clock to find Mason, no trace of the boy or his kidnapper could be found. To prevent the world from forgetting the case lest it goes completely cold, Isabelle has taken to the convention circuit to tell her story to whoever will listen, doing anything to keep Mason’s name in the news, even if Ben—who has since separated from her—thinks it’s completely inappropriate and ghoulish.
But no matter what, Isabelle can’t let go. She has even become an insomniac, her body refusing to let her rest believing it needs to be on constant alert in case Mason comes home. On the return flight back from the convention, she tries to grab a quick nap but is distracted by a passenger in the next seat, a self-professed follower of her case who had also been in attendance for her speech. His name is Waylon Spencer, also the creator and host of a well-known true crime podcast, and he wants to interview Isabelle for his show. After some reluctance, Isabelle agrees, inviting Waylon to her place and letting him review all the evidence the police had gathered. Together, they work to solve the mystery of what happened to Mason that night, with Isabelle also looking back on her foggy memories of the past year as well as beyond that to a painful loss in her childhood.
Considering how many threads there were, and there were at least three—the main storyline that takes place in the present, a past narrative that follows Isabelle as a child growing up with her sister and her parents, as well as a third timeline that explains how she and Ben met and got married—All the Dangerous Things was like an unstoppable force with a driving plot that was full of unexpected twists.
The character of Isabelle was also a fascinating study. The intro sets her up as a sympathetic figure—a mother who is heartsick at the abduction of her son, who is determined to do anything to get him back. Her life is in shambles, with a husband who has left her because he can no longer deal with the search for Mason has consumed her entire life. Ben believes their son is dead, but Isabelle cannot—will not—consider that possibility. Because of her obsessive hunt, she’s unable to sleep. She’s slowly losing her grip on reality because of the sleep deprivation, her memories are a blur, making her one hell of an unreliable narrator. As her suspicions about her creepy neighbor legit, or are they just a part of her imagination? Why is she working so hard to pursue all avenues except the very one that should be staring her right in the face? Does that massive blind spot have something to do with what she is denying to herself?
As the story gradually unfolds, we find out there’s definitely more to Isabelle than meets the eye. She wasn’t the perfect wife, or the perfect mother. She’s done some regrettable things in her life. And there’s a big secret in her past, from when she was just a girl, that might have a lot to do with—and may explain a lot—about her current sleeping disorders. There’s just so much going on, red herrings flying all over the place and much potential for false leads. This was a story that kept me guessing, and at the end when the answers all came at once, I didn’t even mind the way they hit me like a ton of bricks. Things might have wrapped up a little bit too quickly, a little too conveniently, but I was still impressed with the climax and how everything resolved.
All this is to say, Stacy Willingham can sure write some exhilarating thrillers. I think I’ve found another favorite author.
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Waiting on Wednesday 01/04/23
Posted on January 4, 2023 10 Comments
Waiting On Wednesday” is a weekly meme that first originated at Breaking the Spine but has since linked up with “Can’t Wait Wednesday” at Wishful Endings now that the original creator is unable to host it anymore. Either way, this fun feature is a chance to showcase the upcoming releases that we can’t wait to get our hands on!
Mogsy’s Pick
The Last Heir to Blackwood Library by Hester Fox (April 4, 2023 by Graydon House)
“In post–World War I England, a young woman inherits a mysterious library and must untangle its powerful secrets…
With the stroke of a pen, twenty-three-year-old Ivy Radcliffe becomes Lady Hayworth, owner of a sprawling estate on the Yorkshire moors. Ivy has never heard of Blackwood Abbey, or of the ancient bloodline from which she’s descended. With nothing to keep her in London since losing her brother in the Great War, she warily makes her way to her new home.
The abbey is foreboding, the servants reserved and suspicious. But there is a treasure waiting behind locked doors: a magnificent library. Despite cryptic warnings from the staff, Ivy feels irresistibly drawn to its dusty shelves, where familiar works mingle with strange, esoteric texts. And she senses something else in the library too, a presence that seems to have a will of its own.
Rumors swirl in the village about the abbey’s previous owners, about ghosts and curses, and an enigmatic manuscript at the center of it all. And as events grow more sinister, it will be up to Ivy to uncover the library’s mysteries in order to reclaim her own story—before it vanishes forever.”





































































