Audiobook Review: The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss by Max Wirestone

A review copy was provided by the publisher in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.

PrintThe Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss by Max Wirestone

Genre: Mystery, Humor

Series: Stand Alone

Publisher: Hachette Audio (10/20/15)

Author Information: Website | Twitter

Mogsy’s Rating (Overall): 4 of 5 stars

Narrator: Lauren Fortgang | Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins

The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss is definitely an audiobook you should avoid listening to in public, lest you want the people around you to think you’ve completely lost your mind. Folks generally don’t react well to someone bursting into spontaneous maniacal laugher, I find.

And to think, I almost let this gem pass me by! A book like this doesn’t technically fall under the Sci-fi and Fantasy purview, which is what I mostly read and review, but I could not resist checking this one out after learning about the MMORPG angle. From Ready Player One to Reamde, video games and gaming have been the inspiration for many works of speculative fiction, but of course not all gaming-related books are SFF. That doesn’t mean I can’t still geek out about them, though.

And geek out I did. If Nancy Drew were a millennial and grew up to become a gigantic mega super geek, you would probably get Dahlia Moss, the titular main character of this delightfully witty book. Thing is though, I can also see Dahlia being popular with more than just the geeky crowd; fans of underdog stories and readers who love rooting for the long-shot protagonist will be sure to love this book as well. Unemployed, flat out broke, and living off the largesse of her kooky roommate, Dahlia could not believe it when she was suddenly offered a job by some rich kid hiring her to track down a stolen object. Her only qualifications for the job appear to be 1) the one time she temped at a PI agency and 2) the fact that she has played Zoth, the massively multiplayer online game in which the theft itself actually took place.

That’s because the stolen object in question isn’t even a real object, but a bunch of pixels—more specifically, an ultra-rare spear that’s one of its kind in-game. It should be an easy enough job, Dahlia figures. All she has to do is to find out which of her employer’s guildies made off with the highly coveted weapon and call it a day. But then, that’s when things start to get weird. Jonah, the client who hired her, ends up dead the next day, skewered through by a very real, very sharp full-scale replica of the pixelated spear that was stolen from his Zoth account, right down to the very last gem stone.

Dahlia’s hunt for a thief soon becomes one for a murderer in this quirky little whodunit. Sure, our protagonist is not exactly the most savvy of detectives, but that’s all part of her charm, along with her propensity to leap into situations without thinking them through (this book isn’t titled The Competent and Well-thought Out Decisions of Dahlia Moss for good reason). She also has this bad habit of digressing a lot, but those runaway trains of thought often lead to hilarious asides about geeky pop culture and gaming references, so I let a lot of that slide seeing how Dahlia is a woman after my own heart. I also pardoned the character of her roommate, who is bizarre for the sake of being bizarre, as well as the many times this story grew too silly to the point of absurdity. Still, I couldn’t believe how often I literally laughed out loud at Dahlia’s exploits. With me, that happens to go a long way.

Also, books about MMORPGs really get to me. Especially books about friendships in MMORPGs. Even if you don’t consider yourself this book’s audience, I think you’ll be touched by some of these relationships. I’ve known some of the people I play MMOs with for years and there’s definitely a unique culture among online gamers; tight guilds often have their own code and customs, which is even more pronounced on RP servers. Though you’ll likely never meet most of your online gaming friends face-to-face, you definitely connect with them on a whole other level (no pun intended). I love how this book taps into all that, and I totally found myself relating to a lot of the characters.

A final shout-out has to go to Lauren Fortgang, the narrator. I’ve listened to her work in the past (most recently in the audio production of Six of Crows) and it’s hard to believe it’s the same person. She has so much more energy as the voice of Dahlia Moss. Audiobooks are always so much more enjoyable to listen to when you can tell the narrator is really getting into the performance (this is why I loved The Martian audiobook so much) and this is most certainly the case with this book and Ms. Fortgang. All her sardonic inflections and snarky deliveries were spot on. Just a brilliant, brilliant performance.

The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss was just an all-around fun book. You can bet I’ll be telling all my gamer friends about it, though I am also highly recommending this book to both geeks and non-geeks. Simply put, it’s awesome!

Story: 4 stars | Performance: 6deec-5stars| Overall: 4 stars

14 Comments on “Audiobook Review: The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss by Max Wirestone”

  1. I’m surprised you enjoyed a non sci-fi fantasy. This one sounds really fun though! Any book you can cackle like a maniac over! My sister’s been looking for another book like Ready Player One and this one sounds like it has the same fun geeky flair.


    • Yes, I really enjoyed it and I can’t believe I almost missed out on it. The humor can be a bit over the top sometimes, but if you’re okay with that I think you should give it a shot 🙂


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  3. This one does sound good. I’d not seen it to be honest, and, like you I might not have picked up on it because it doesn’t fit into my ‘usual’ type of read – but sometimes they just work the best.
    Lynn 😀


  4. This one sounds like a whole load of fun to read. I love the girl’s get-up on the cover. And anything that threatens to make me look like a snorting maniac on public transit MUST be good. Am so putting this on my to-read list!


    • Haha, at least the weather’s cooler now, I can listen in my car with the windows up so people won’t keep looking at me funny at stoplights while I react to my audiobooks.


    • I know right? Who knew it would be related to gaming? It plays such a huge part in the story too, but you only get an idea from that one line in the description.


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