Audiobook Review: Disenchanted by Robert Kroese

DisenchantedDisenchanted by Robert Kroese

Genre: Fantasy, Humor

Publisher: 47North (July 15, 2013)

Author Information: Twitter | Website

Tiara’s Rating: 3.5 of 5 stars

 

Narrator: Phil Gigante | Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins | Audiobook Publisher: Brilliance Audio | Whispersync Ready: Yes

This is how Boric’s story begins:

By all accounts, Boric the Implacable was, while he was alive, an incomparable badass. By all accounts, he was an even bigger badass after he died. 

For most people, death marks the end of one career, whether that career is baking bread, blowing glass, or–as in Boric’s case–hacking other people to pieces with a sword. But for Boric, death was just another bullet point on his already impressive ass-kicking resume.

Whether death improved Boric overall is a matter of some debate, but there’s little question that it enhanced him professionally. In addition to his already impressive catalog of badassery, death granted him invulnerability…

tumblr_inline_n53x5eOSqQ1qafrh6So, basically, this image represents everything about Boric the Implacable, and you’re not allowed to think otherwise. Ever. Because Boric is a badass with such a high degree of badassery in his blood that you’d lose this battle to his badassdom, and thus, be added to his list of badass achievements. Badass. Read More

Tiara’s Bookish Bingo: Ready for Spring!

Bookish Bingo

I’ve gone against my own promise not to start many book challenges this year, but in my defense, all my challenges have been low maintenance and challenges that I can combine. They’ve done a very good job with keeping me on track after last year being a terrible reading year for me due to some personal issues. My latest casual challenge I’ve joined is Bookish Bingo hosted by the ladies at Great Imaginations.  They seem to do a new board around every three months, so this one encompasses April, May, and June. The board looks likes this:

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There’s no pressure to finish the whole card. It’s just to help expand your reading horizons or get to those books that may be sitting around. So, here’s a tentative round up of my list. I want to get at least 5 (for the BINGO!) done, and as I said I’m combining this with my other casual Popsugar challenge for the most part and my normal upcoming reads list. I’m trying to keep these mostly speculative in nature, but they may not all be. Read More

Mogsy’s Bookshelf Roundup: Book Haul, Backlist, What I’ve Read

The last two weeks were again very busy for new books, including a bunch that were complete surprises. It’s possible there are as many unsolicited titles here as I have requested, if not more at this point — but quite a few of them were already on my watchlist, and I also love new discoveries.

Received for Review

Time Salvager The Unremembered The Shores of Spain

Daughter of Dusk Dragons of Dorcastle

Time Salvager by Wesley Chu – Physical ARC, with thanks to Tor. I actually had the good fortune to be a beta reader for an earlier draft of this novel, and the author was also kind enough to hook me up with a copy of this ARC from the publisher. This is a wonderful, exciting story and I can’t wait to see the differences in the final.

The Unremembered by Peter Orullian – Review copy, with thanks to Tor. The Author’s Definitive Edition hit shelves recently, so the recent resurgence of reviews for this book have made me curious. Then a copy of my own unexpectedly landed on my doorstep, so I’ll definitely be checking it out if I can.

The Shores of Spain by J. Kathleen Cheney – Physical ARC, with thanks to Roc. This was an unsolicited but very welcome arrival, being the third book of the Golden City series that I started last year. I’m looking forward to catching up with these books.

Daughter of Dusk by Livia Blackburne – NetGalley invite. This was another novel I beta read for, sequel to last year’s Midnight Thief. Again, very excited to see some of the changes from the earlier draft I read. My thanks to the author who sent along the widget.

Dragons of Dorcastle by Jack Campbell – NetGalley invite. I believe this book began as an audiobook exclusive, written specially for Audible Studios. Now the Jabberwocky Literary Agency is bringing it to ebook, and they generously sent a copy to me for review consideration. Thank you!

The Gabble The Chart of Tomorrows Window Wall

Trailer Park Fae Clash of Iron

The Gabble by Neal Asher – Review copy, with thanks to Night Shade Books. I’ve been spoiled silly with awesome books from Night Shade lately, but I haven’t been able to read the last one sent to me for review consideration on account it was a second installment of a series I haven’t read. Not a problem with this horror/sci-fi anthology from Neal Asher’s Polity universe, which I learned can be enjoyed on its own! I will be diving into this one soon. I’m very intrigued.

The Chart of Tomorrows by Chris Willrich – Physical ARC, with thanks to Pyr. I didn’t even get a chance to request this one when BAM it was already at my door, about a couple weeks back. I read the first two Gaunt and Bone novels and enjoyed them, so of course I’ll be making time for this one.

Window Wall by Melanie Rawn – Review copy, with thanks to Tor. This is the fourth book of Rawn’s Glass Thorns series, which I’ve been curious about. Its arrival was a nice surprise, but sadly it doesn’t sound like I can jump in mid-series. I shall be keeping it in my consideration pile though, for when I have more time to read the previous books.

Trailer Park Fae by Lilith Saintcrow – Physical ARC, with thanks to Orbit. This was unsolicited but I am no less psyched about the book. It looks like SO MUCH FUN. I’ve never read anything by Lilith Saintcrow either, so this is going to be awesome.

Clash of Iron by Angus Watson – From NetGalley. I actually did request this one personally because I LOVED the first book Age of Iron! I’m so happy there wasn’t such a long wait for the sequel.

Purchased/Back to the Backlist

April is Audible’s listeners’ rewards month, and the reason why I’ve been hoarding my credits since the beginning of the year. I went on a bit of an audiobook binge last week, buying books that I’ve been meaning to read for a while. So, on tap from the backlist bar this time is, um…uh…I can’t decide! All I know is I’ll be reading one or even two of these pretties very soon:

Afterparty House Immortal Dark Eden Daughter of the Sword

Afterparty by Daryl Gregory – I’m very curious to check this one out, after enjoying Daryl Gregory’s books Harrison Squared and We Are All Completely Fine!

House Immortal by Devon Monk –  At the time this book came out, I had a lot on my plate so I wasn’t able to review it. I’ve heard some very good things, so I’m glad I kept it on my TBR.

Dark Eden by Chris Beckett – As far as backlist goes, this a major contender for this month because I’ve been intrigued by it for a long time! According to Goodreads, this book has been on my to-read list since April 1, 2014.

Daughter of the Sword by Steve Bein – This book has been on my to-read list even longer, since September 25, 2013. My interest in this series was piqued again with the release of the third book recently, and I figured this would be perfect for my list of possible Backlist Burndown books.

What I’ve Read Since the Last Update

Keep an eye out for my reviews of these books in the coming weeks! Reviews are already up for An Ember in the AshesHounacier, and Vision in Silver.

An Ember in the Ashes Hounacier Vision in Silver Edge of Dark

Grace of Kings The Fifth Heart The Novice

Upcoming: Sword of the North by Luke Scull + The Grim Company Giveaway!

*** The giveaway is now over, thank you to everyone who entered! ***

To celebrate the upcoming release of the long-awaited sequel Sword of the North by Luke Scull, The BiblioSanctum has been given the opportunity to host a giveaway of the first book The Grim Company! Please see below for details about the giveaway and how to enter.

But first, check out this description for Sword of the North, book two of The Grim Company series! The book is scheduled to be released on May 5, 2015.

Sword of the NorthSome legends never die…

In The Grim Company, Luke Scull introduced a formidable and forbidding band of anti-heroes battling against ruthless Magelords and monstrous terrors. The adventure continues as the company—now broken—face new dangers on personal quests….  
 
As Davarus Cole and his former companions were quick to discover, the White Lady’s victorious liberation of Dorminia has not resulted in the freedom they once imagined. Anyone perceived as a threat has been seized and imprisoned—or exiled to darker regions—leaving the White Lady’s rule unchallenged and absolute. But the White Lady would be wiser not to spurn her former supporters: Eremul the Halfmage has learned of a race of immortals known as the Fade, and if he cannot convince the White Lady of their existence, all of humanity will be in danger.
 
Far to the north, Brodar Kayne and Jerek the Wolf continue their odyssey to the High Fangs only to find themselves caught in a war between a demon horde and their enemy of old, the Shaman. And in the wondrous city of Thelassa, Sasha must overcome demons of her own.

Sound good? Awesome. Now on to the giveaway! Trust me, this is not one to miss, folks. I really enjoyed the first book. (You can view my review of it here.)

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THE GRIM COMPANY GIVEAWAY

The Grim Company

We’re very pleased to be working with the publisher to bring you this giveaway for one print copy of The Grim Company by Luke Scull! With apologies to international readers, this giveaway is US only. To enter, all you have to do is send an email to bibliosanctum@gmail.com with your Name and valid Mailing Address using the subject line “THE GRIM COMPANY” by 11:59pm Eastern time on Friday, April 17, 2015.

Only one entry per household, please. The winner will be randomly selected when the giveaway ends and then be notified by email. All information will only be used for the purposes of contacting the winner and sending them their prize. Once the giveaway ends all entry emails will be deleted.

So what are you waiting for? Enter to win! Good luck!

Book Review: Hunt for Valamon by DK Mok

A review copy of this book was provided to me by the publisher in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.

Hunt for ValamonHunt for Valamon by D.K. Mok

Genre: Fantasy

Series: Stand Alone

Publisher: Spence City (April 7, 2015)

Author Information: Website | Twitter

Mogsy’s Rating: 4 of 5 stars

Hunt for Valamon was recommended to me by a friend, and it is the first novel I’ve ever read from Australian fantasy author D.K. Mok. I didn’t know much about the book when I picked it up so I had no idea what to expect, but I have to say, I came out of it feeling quite impressed. Read More

#ThrowBackThursday – Graphic Novel Review: Wolverine: Old Man Logan by Mark Millar

ThrowBackThursday

If you’re not familiar with the #TBT, which is how Throwback Thursday is usually shortened, it’s a meme done on various social media sites and blogs that repost/post old pictures, old posts, and old tweets, from the past (throwbacks) and post them on Thursday . For a while I’ve been wanting to go back to old books I’ve read see if I hate/love them. However, I feel like I have so many books that I haven’t read that  I feel guilty doing rereads at times when I have a stack taller than my house. Not really, but almost. So, I thought it’d be fun to do #TBT with old books and comics. That way I get to reread my books with less guilt and I am contributing to the site! Sometimes my overall perspective of the book/comic may change. Sometimes, it may not. Either way, I hope you enjoy these Throwbacks!

OMLWolverine: Old Man Logan by Mark Millar

Genre: Superheroes, Dystopia

Publisher: Marvel Comics (November 11, 2009)

Author’s Information: Website

Tiara’s Rating: 4.5 of 5 Stars

Not sure what I was expecting when I went into this story, but I was certainly not expecting what I got from this story. This takes place in an alternate timeline fifty years in the future. The supervillains formed a coup putting aside their differences and masterfully executing a plan that leaves many of the world’s superheroes dead.  The ones who do manage to survive go into hiding to survive. There’s one exception to this story—Logan.

Logan lives in California, a place known as The Hulklands, with his wife and two children, and he’s taken a vow never to take another life, never to unsheathe his claws again. Sounds quaint, but it’s far from it. Life is hard for Logan and his family. During the conflict that led up to the demise of the superheroes, Bruce Banner took the side of the villains and was rewarded with California. Now, the Hulk offspring run the land ruthlessly, demanding rent from those who dare to dwell there.

After unsuccessfully trying to come up with rent money, Logan has a violent confrontation with the Hulks. He doesn’t defend himself and his family is spared, but the Hulks tell him that he must pay double rent next month. Logan takes a job accompanying Hawkeye, who is still in rare form, across the country for money. It’s during this journey that we learn more about what happened in this big battle and what led Logan to just give up the fight and live his days in peace.

This is a fast-paced story through the wreckage of “Amerika.” Hawkeye and Logan encounter a few familiar faces, such as Emma Frost and Black Bolt, during the story while introducing a few new faces to this bleak world that’s run by some of the world’s biggest criminal minds. In some panels, there was little said, but the art in the panels said so much and really showed how BIG and pivotal this battle turned out to be. It was a visual treat to see how scarred the land was and it leaves readers with so many questions.

The only thing that got annoying was Logan constantly telling Hawkeye that he wouldn’t fight for him, that he wouldn’t kill for him.  After a while it became a tired song and dance with Logan, but when Logan finally got a chance to reveal the reasons why he stopped fighting, why he walked away from the mansion and “killed” Wolverine, it’s so poignant and unsettling. Millar managed to capture so much emotion and pain with Logan’s story.

The panel of Logan in tears as he talks about his attempted suicide after the events at the mansion (where Hawkeye points out didn’t work because of his healing factor… duh…) was so sorrowful, especially when he said, “But it hurt, an’ sometimes that’s enough.” There was a simplicity to Millar’s storytelling that really fit Logan and this story.

I won’t spoil the rest of the story. I think this is something that needs to be read and consumed without prior knowledge of the complete storyline to really get into the reality of this new world and let Logan’s life sink in. I read there was talk of a sequel to this, which would be nice if handled with as much poignancy  as this one, but even if it doesn’t happen—if it hasn’t already happened—the story ends on a bittersweet note that leaves readers hopeful about what will happen from that point. It doesn’t give you all the answers to the questions it presented in the story, leaving it wide open to speculation.

Verdict: I didn’t even touch this review. Every single word I wrote stands! I love this book, and I’m nervous for the second book that will be out soon after 7 years. There are parts that are corny in retrospect, but I still overall love this book.

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Tough Traveling: Unique Flora

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The Thursday feature “Tough Traveling” is the brainchild of Nathan of Review Barn, who has come up with the excellent idea of making a new list each week based on the most common tropes in fantasy, as seen in The Tough Guide to Fantasyland by Diana Wynn Jones. Nathan has invited anyone who is interested to come play along, so be sure to check out the first link for more information.

This week’s tour topic is: Unique Flora

Self-explanatory. If you know of a plant that is either not on earth, or doesn’t act the same way in fantasyland as it does on earth, then you can consider it unique. Have fun.

Wendy’s Picks

miserereMiserere: An Autumn Tale by Teresa Frohock

Remember when Nathan threatened us with carnivorous plants for a Tough Traveling topic?  I had everyone beat thanks to La Dolorosa. It is a beautiful and deadly rose vine that feeds on blood and evil, but might not be so picky when it comes to our protagonists.

The Name of the WindThe Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss

Kvothe’s beloved Denna asks him to choose a flower that best represents her. He chooses the selas flower:

“It is a deep red flower that grows on a strong vine. Its leaves are dark and delicate. They grow best in shadowy places, but the flower itself finds stray sunbeams to bloom in. There is much of you that is both shadow and light. It grows in deep forests and is rare because only skilled folk can tend one without harming it. It has a wonderous smell and is much sought and seldom found.”

the hundred thousand kingdomsThe Hundred Thousand Kingdoms by N.K. Jemisin

“There is a rose that is famous in High North. […] It is called the altarskirt rose. Not only do its petals unfold in a radiance of pearled white, but frequently it grows an incomplete secondary flower about the base of its stem. […] The secondary flower saps nutrients crucial for the plant’s fertility. Seeds are rare, and for every one which grows into a perfect altarskirt, ten others become plants that must be destroyed for their hideousness.”

Such is the way of the Arameri, those who rule the Hundred Thousand Kingdoms from the Sky, and wield the power of the gods.

Tiara’s Picks

Rocketship_TreeSaga by Brian K. Vaughan

The Rocket Ship from the comic Saga is a huge tree in what was once called Rocket Tree Forest. Marko and Alana, while searching for ways to escape a planet, took this gift, given they had no ship and were basically on foot. This opportunity presented itself. It minds me very much of Niven’s Stage Tree which acts as a rocket ship and spreads seeds to create more.

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Guild Wars 2 by Various

The Sylvari from the Guild Wars 2 games and books are a humanoid race of beings birthed from the pods of a “dreaming tree,” which imparts them some wisdon through dreams. They are fully grown at birth, and a fairly new race so they can be treated a little warily by other races at times. They don’t have to sexually reproduce, so much of their ideas about love aren’t tainted by the other races’ feelings about things like homosexuality and mating.  While they certainly present a frail picture, they are formidable magicians, warriors, and rogues.

colorThe Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett

I know I used this book in enforcers with Luggage, but I had to  use it again twice for this one. The Re-annual Plant is an unusual flora that exists in Discworld. When a farmer plants a reannural this year, it’s harvested last year. So, there’s a fairly complicated system involved, but the trees are very magical in natural. Because they’ve already lived through things, they have psychic properties.

Sapient Pearwood is my second pick also from the discworld series. It’s what Luggage, my enforcer pick, is made from.

LuggageSapient Pearwood is a tree that is magical tree that almost instinct in Discworld, but grows where there is large amounts of untapped magic. Many magicians wands are made from it. Sapient Pearwood is protective of its owners, very protective of its owners. It’s also Tardis like in nature where you might see it’s teeth or tongue or you might see gold (usually to trap people) or find other things of use inside it.

PoAHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling

The Whomping Willow has been mentioned or part of all the Harry books, but since my video clips comes from Prisoner of Azkaban, I’ll use its title. I’m sure many people are going to pick this, but I love The Whomping Willow. It’s a violent magical plant that whomps anything that comes its way as Harry and the gang find out.

FarscapeThe Fascape Universe by Various

The Delvian are another group of humanoid plants from the Farscape universe.  Because they are plants they experience something called photogasm  which is  when certain lights, including, sunlight,  cause a more enlightened, sexual verions of the the human orgasm. They are in unique in that if they go into a starvation mode, their bodies begin to produce buds that causes severe allergic reactions in animals so they can eat.  They don’t have to have meat for a normal diet, even though they can eat it, but if faced with starving, their bodies compensate. They’re a very unique, beautiful people.

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Mass Effect by Various

The Thorian from the Mass Effect books and series is a sentient plant that is thousands of years old. The Thorian is telepathic as well as able to control the minds of other sentient beings. It allows its thralls to live out relatively normal lives until it needs it for a task, and it’s even believe they absorb some of its thralls to gain its history, memory, and knowledge. The Thorian claims to have no interest in what it sees as “meat bags” only meant for food in the end. Despite it all, the Thorian is relatively good to its thrall, and their hive mind effect does comes to the rescue in later games.

Mogsy’s Picks:

Wow, looks like my co-bloggers have it covered this week. Seriously, I got nothing that they haven’t listed already. Except maybe…

The Mirror EmpireThe Mirror Empire by Kameron Hurley

The world building was pretty cool in this book, though watch your step closely because we’re talking a place rife with semi-sentient trees and another plants that will eat you at every turn. And Wendy thought she had the monopoly on carnivorous plants this week, bwahaha!

Fire FlowerSuper Mario Brothers

Hey, Nathan used Yoshi in his list for “Beloved Mounts” a couple weeks back, okay? Surely I can use the Fire Flower for this week!

Comic Stack 04/08/15 – 5 Manga Recommendations

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I said I would be back to my #1s. This week, but I had a load of fun with my comic graphic novel recommendations that I thought I’d give you a few manga recommendations to follow up on that! I read a ton of manga, so don’t think this is my complete list by far. I tried to present manga that felt very new reader friendly while (like with my comic picks) are great for us old timers as well. I’ll save two of my favorites (Bleach and Death Note) for another post.

AOT13Attack on Titan by Hajime Isayama

I don’t normally jump on too many bandwagons because I always end up being the one person who doesn’t like something as much as anyone else. It took me a while to actually watch and start reading Attack on Titan, but when I did. I was very glad that I did. This is a show/manga that is mostly new reader/watcher friendly. The manga centers on the last of humanity that has hidden behind impenetrable walls after being attacked by titans (beings who appear to be colossal humans). Titans eat any humans they encounter, even though they don’t seem to need them for sustenance. After 100 years of safety, their walls are breached and human are again facing nearly impossible foes. What I love about Attack on Titan, aside from the dystopian horror aspect is that this manga is about teamwork. You usually have your own golden child who’s going to save them all, and you do have your character who’s obviously chosen. However, nothing he does matters if he doesn’t learn to trust and work with his team, who took the same oath he did to save humanity. You can read my first two reviews here and here.  (I also appreciate Hajime’s Isayama’s stance on one of his character’s gender or rather the fact that he refuses to gender this character and it has some of fandom on edge.)

BRBattle Royale by Koushun Takami

I have loved Battle Royale forever. It started as a movie. Then, it became a novel. Finally, it became a manga. And I love every single one of them. Battle Royale follows a group of teenagers who are randomly selected by the Japanese government for a “game” called The Program. They are shipped to a private location, given a pack of supplies, and told to kill one another. If they refuse, after three days, a collar detonates instantly killing them. You have people who refuse and commit suicide (or become examples with their collars), you have those who try to stick together only to have paranoia tear them apart, and you have those who play the game and play it well. I’m not going into the whole The Hunger Games ripped this off this because that’s not how I feel. Many stories have used this same idea. Remember Stephen King’s The Long Walk? What about The Running Man?  Lord of the Flies, anyone? These arguments are pointless, okay. This is just a really great, horrific story.

Gunslinger GirlGunslinger Girl by Yu Aida

Henrietta, a very young girl, survives a devastating attack on her family and is rescued by a “welfare agency.” They repair her, giving her robotic implements and erase her memories. She is an assassin trained to do whatever they need, but they didn’t count on not being able to overcome her humanity. Love still beats in her heart, and love threatens to bring her back. And for a person who’s been trained not to feel, especially not love, her world starts to be become an emotional battle.

BCBlack Cat by Kentaro Yabuki

Black Cat is one of those books that’s fun despite the premise. I used to read this in Shonen Jump. XIII (now called Train Heartnet) is a former assassin who works as a bounty hunter barely making it by with a group of his friends. He left the Chronos, so he could live life on his own terms and find the other former Chronos member who killed his best friend. Along the way, he manages to pick up such a colorful cast of friends like a girl who change her hands into various objects or a detective who has one psychic eye. And yes, it has some scenes that will leave you like: “What the hell just happened, Train?” It’s an easy book to follow and get into it. One that I often recommend for new readers.

DeadmanDeadman Wonderland by Jinsei Kataoka

The story starts with a devastating earthquake hitting Japan, leaving most of Tokyo underwater. Ten years later, 14-year-old Igarashi Ganta is joking around with his friends in class when a mysterious “Red Man” appears and kills everyone in Ganta’s class–except him. Ganta passes out in the classroom, but later regains consciousness to find out that he is the sole suspect in his classmates’ murders, which he is convicted of and sentenced to death. Ganta is sent to Deadman Wonderland, a privately owned prison that uses its inmates to entertain the public. It’s purpose is to gain money to rebuild Tokyo. Supposedly. Ganta is placed in a collar (that he later learns emits poison that can only be counteracted by “candy”) and finds himself thrust in this bizarre prison life where inmates are mutilated and killed for the enjoyment of others. The public, however, believes that these “games” are staged. Ganta learns that he is one of few prisoners who can manipulate his blood as a weapon, which makes him valued and starts to leave questions open to why Ganta really ended up in prison.

Waiting on Wednesday 04/08/15

“Waiting On Wednesday” is a weekly meme hosted by Breaking the Spine that lets us feature upcoming releases that we can’t wait to get our hands on!

Mogsy’s Pick:

Alive by Scott Sigler: July 14, 2015 (Del Rey)

Del Rey seems to have a lot of good stuff coming out this year, especially in the vein of Young Adult/Adult crossover spec fic like the Red Rising series or Joe Abercrombie’s Shattered Sea.  Now we have Alive by Scott Sigler, an author whose adult horror novels like Nocturnal and the Infected series have been on my to-read list for a while but haven’t had a chance to read yet. He’s tackling the YA genre in this sci-fi dystopian survival horror adventure, and for someone who has never read Sigler, I’m hoping this might be a good place to start.

Alive“For fans of The Hunger Games, Divergent, and Red Rising comes a gripping sci-fi adventure in which a group of teenagers wake up in a mysterious corridor with no knowledge of who they are or how they got trapped. Their only hope lies with an indomitable young woman who must lead them not only to answers but to survival.
 
“I open my eyes to darkness. Total darkness. I hear my own breathing, but nothing else. I lift my head . . . it thumps against something solid and unmoving. There is a board right in front of my face. No, not a board . . . a lid.”
 
A teenage girl awakens to find herself trapped in a coffin. She has no idea who she is, where she is, or how she got there. Fighting her way free brings little relief—she discovers only a room lined with caskets and a handful of equally mystified survivors. Beyond their room lies a corridor filled with bones and dust, but no people . . . and no answers.
 
She knows only one thing about herself—her name, M. Savage, which was engraved on the foot of her coffin—yet she finds herself in charge. She is not the biggest among them, or the boldest, but for some reason the others trust her. Now, if they’re to have any chance, she must get them to trust each other.
 
Whatever the truth is, she is determined to find it and confront it. If she has to lead, she will make sure they survive. Maybe there’s a way out, a rational explanation, and a fighting chance against the dangers to come. Or maybe a reality they cannot comprehend lies just beyond the next turn.”

Audiobook Review: The Once and Future King by T.H. White

Once and Future KingThe Once and Future King by T.H. White

Genre: Fantasy, Mythology

Series: Books 1-5 of The Once and Future King

Publisher: Voyager (1996; first published in 1958)

Tiara’s Rating: 3 of 5 stars

Narrator: Neville Jason | Length: 33 hrs and 3 mins | Audiobook Publisher: Naxos Audiobooks | Whispersync Ready: No

I’ve been participating in the Popsugar 2015 Reading Challenge. While mapping out my reads for the challenge, one of the objectives read, “A book by an author who had your same initials.” My initials are T.W. and a quick Google search led me to T.H. White whose literary claim to fame was writing a fantasy book called The Once and Future King. Further investigation revealed this book is actually an omnibus of novels centered around Arthurian legend. The first book is famous for being the foundation of a Disney movie, with which it shared its name, called The Sword in the Stone. This collection of books follow King Arthur’s journey from orphaned squire to legendary king to betrayed lover to his ultimate demise.

I’m a big history nerd and a big myth nerd, so it stands to reason that I’m a big mythic legend nerd.  Admittedly, though, Arthurian legend is pretty low on legends I want to read. It’s not that I don’t enjoy it, but King Arthur’s stories are one of those that are done to death, especially the Lancelot and Guinevere aspect of Arthur’s story. I’ve given each book a rating with an overall rating at the end.

I‘m sure EVERYONE knows the story of Arthur, but if you’re not familiar with it and may read this eventually, stop right here! THERE’S NOTHING MENTIONED THAT ISN’T ALREADY COMMON KNOWLEDGE, BUT YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY. USE CAUTION!

SwordThe Sword in the Stone
Length: 9hrs and 40 minutes

The King is dead,” he said. “Long live the King.”

Wart (Arthur) lives as the adopted son to a lord named Sir Ector and as an adopted brother to Ector’s son, Kay. Ector raises the children side by side and gives Wart every opportunity that he gives Kay including their “eddication” (education). However, Kay is destined for knighthood while the ambiguous nature of Wart’s background will never allow him to rise above the station of Kay’s squire. After their former tutor is locked away for showing a wound “that was believed to be where she sat down, and to have been caused by sitting on some armour at a picnic by mistake.” Merlyn becomes the boys’ tutor. Merlyn “lives backward” in time and has knowledge about the future, including the  tragedy that will become Wart’s story. Merlyn takes special interest in Wart whom he uses his magic to turn into various animals to learn life lessons.

Six years later, King Uther Pendragon has died without an heir. This has plummeted the nation into chaos, but an anvil with a stone in it has appeared in front of a church in England with the insription: “Whoso Pulleth Out This Sword of the Stone and Anvil, is Rightwise King Born of All England.” Men from around the country travel to London to participate in a tournament to attempt to pull the sword from the anvil. Kay forgets his sword for the tilting field and sends Wart (now his squire) to retreive it. Unable to enter the locked in, Arthur pulls the sword from the anvil.

There’s a certain sense of nostalgia here for me since the animated movie The Sword in the Stone is close to my heart. I can remember watching that movie on repeat as a child. I thought this was mostly a cute story, but if you think the story is going to stay this light and fluffy, it’s not.

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WitchThe Witch in the Wood (Also known as The Queen of Air and Darkness)
Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins (combined with The Ill-Made Knight)

Indeed, they did love her. Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically—to those who hardly think about us in return.

This book is where Arthur’s story starts to take a darker turn, and plays on the ideas that the sins of the father revisit the son. This book follows Arthur as he begins to think of ways to unite the people, which brings about a lot of philosophical debate tinged with humor about war between Arthur, Kay, and Merlyn. This is the story that introduces us to Arthur’s round table and his reasoning for deciding to make it round (to foster camaraderie between his knights by making them all appear equal at a round table rather than at a traditional table where a knight might feel his seat is further away from the head and therefore an insinuation that he wasn’t as good as those before him).

However, largely this book follows Arthur’s Gaelic half-sister–the queen of Orkney, sister to Morgan Le Fay, and a witch herself, Morgeuse–and her sons (eventual knights of the round table), Gawain, Gaheris, Gareth, and Agravain. Morguese’s husband, King Lot, wages a failed campaign against the young Arthur. Morguese and her sons play a large role in the eventual downfall of Arthur. This book gives a glimpse of the people the young boys will become in time and the dark machinations of their mother whose attention they clamor desperately for. Arthur isn’t aware of who his mother is, even if he’s now aware that his father is the deceased king Uther Pendragon. When he meets Morguese and her sons, he doesn’t know that they share a mother, and well, she is a really beautiful woman. I have such a soft spot for books where characters have so many psychological issues with the loved ones in their lives that shaped them, so my rating of this part is largely due to the Orkney clan.

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Ill Made The Ill-Made Knight
Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins (combined with The Witch in the Wood)

He would not call himself Sir Lancelot. He would call himself the Chevalier Mal Fet—the Ill-Made Knight.So far as he could see—and he felt that there must be some reason for it somewhere—the boy’s face was as ugly as a monster’s in the King’s menagerie.

This story begins the downfall of Arthur. Readers learn a great deal about Lancelot the son of a French king who decides from a very young age to dub himself Chevalier mal fet–The Ill-Made Knight because Lancelot is supposedly ugly, looking more like an ape than a man, which is very unusual in Arthurian lore for him not to be some handsome, shining prince like Jaime Lannister. Lancelot trains from a very young age to become one of Arthur’s knights after he begins to hero worship Arthur after a meeting where he’s decided he already loves the King and he will be everything the king wants him to be. He strives to be the best, and he wants Arthur’s attentions for himself (not like that… what kind of book do you think these are?). For this reason, Lancelot loathes Guinevere at first  because she commands Arthur’s attention. Arthur seeing that the two people closest to him are unable to get along has Guinevere assist Lancelot in falconing.

Despite his appearance, Guinevere acquiesces that he isn’t attractive in any conventional way, but she see his looks as more interesting than appalling. Lancelot only begins to fall for the Queen after he insults her and sees the real harm he’s done. It’s here where the book explains that Lancelot can’t care about things unless he’s done some grievance. Then, he feels he has to atone for his grievance, which leads to a love affair between the two. Lancelot still loves both his king and now, his queen, which puts in him constantly in odds with himself. He takes on quests to avoid her, but we know how fate goes.

This book didn’t make me like Lancelot at all. Not even a little bit. It’s not even actually like he was a “good” person. It made me despise Gawaine for the most part, too, who is known to fly into rages and harm/kill even women, but somehow he’s still considered chivalrous. I also hated the way that White wrote Guinevere and just women in particular, straddling them with unnecessary pettiness, blaming them for their “downfalls,” which surely was their own fault and worthy of the extreme violence bestowed on them.

The only thing I really liked about this was the obvious conflict in all parties involved in the love triangle. All these characters love one another–Lancelot loves the King and the Queen, and they both love him in turn. They also love each other in their own way. Arthur isn’t blind. Even without knowing what Merlyn has told him, he knows Lancelot loves his wife (and vice versa), but he cares deeply for both. I appreciated that White tried to give this some complexity because it’s not always as simple as “YOU CHEATED ON ME! YOU GOTTA GO!” Sometimes, very complex and conflicting feelings come into play during such situations.

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CandleThe Candle in the Wind
Length: 10hrs and 15 mins (combined with The Book of Merlyn)

This is where it all comes crashing down. Agravaine hates Lancelot and Mordred hates his father, the King (child of the incest mentioned earlier). The conspire together to tell the king of Lancelot and Guinevere’s transgressions. Everyone knows of the transgressions, but once publicly acknowledged, Arthur will have to have Lancelot killed and Guinevere burned at the stake. Once Mordred has brought their transgressions to public, Lancelot flees and promises to rescue Guinevere.

He does rescue Guinevere from the pyre, but not before accidentally killing Gareth and Gaheris, brothers to Gawaine and Agravain, in the battle. The lovers flee, but their actions continue a course of events that lead to Mordred and Arthur meeting each other in an ill-fated battle. Sadly, their battle could’ve been avoided and would’ve been avoided, but a miscommunication ended in the death of Mordred and Arthur being mortally wounded and sent to Avalon (where he probably died, but could have possibly been healed, as well).

I think I appreciated this book most of all because it just so tragic. And it wasn’t just tragic because of the actions of Arthur having to sentence his closest friend and his wife to death, but the fact that this isn’t something anyone wanted to happen aside from Gawaine wanting revenge for his brothers’ deaths and understandably so. It was just the whole implication of the matter. It was a tragedy that felt avoidable and unavoidable at the same time. Nothing was beautiful and everything hurt in this book.

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Book of MerlynThe Book of Merlyn
Length: 10hrs and 15 mins (combined with The Candle in the Wind)

I’m not going to say a lot about this book because this book was somewhat unnecessary, in my opinion. The 4th book was the perfect ending.  This book seems to rehash many things from the earlier books as well as mentioning how Guinevere went on to live and die in a covent. Lancelot lived as a hermit. His last miracle to the world releasing a scent of Heaven upon his death. Mostly, though this book seemed to be a philosophical look at the recurring theme that might isn’t always right as once believed by the kings and lords. If there’s anything that I can praise this book for is that it does take a more philosophical look at war and Arthur’s moral standings.

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This series is narrated by Neville Jason who is an excellent narrator and is very accomplished in the narration field. He’s written and read a biographical piece about Marcel Proust after reading Proust’s serial novel Remembrance of Things Past (also known as In Search of Lost Time). He had a way with emphasizing the humor aspects of the book that I might not have found quite as amusing if I’d only read the book. These books are not Whispersync ready, but I managed to manually keep up between the book and audiobook (I didn’t read much of the book without the narration because it was Jason was such an excellent narrator), which is how I spotted some of the racial slurs used in this book. The narrator substituted those words for different words during his reading, thankfully.

I have some overall issues with these books. Some of that I attribute to reading so late in life and it not being as magical to me as it might’ve been if I were much younger, and some of it I attribute to the fact that I’m just not comfortable with some of these things (such as the the weird way White wrote women which seem to be part amazement and part condescending, and admittedly, the racial slurs used in the book were usually to show how crass a character was, but still kind of took away from the enjoyment of lighthearted parts). However, stating as I have with other books that have some problems, I accept that these books were written in a time when things like this were accepted and were considered comical, but that doesn’t mean that I have to be okay with it and overlook it in this day and age just because the author might not have “known better.”

I see this series is often recommended for children, and I do and don’t agree with that. The Sword in the Stone is largely okay, and I believe there is an abridged version for children. Later books in this series, while still infused with some of the childish humor, contain some themes (not necessarily all detailed) that parents may not want to tackle with their children just yet such as rape, sexual situations, and animal cruelty/torture. I don’t know if the later books have an abridged version for children like The Sword in the Stone, but I’d advised any parent wanting to use this series to introduce Arthur to their kids to be vigilant about it.

I’ve had friends who swear by these books because they read them when they were young, and I can’t take that from them. I have books that I read as a young child that I still love to this day that has made other people who’ve recently read them turn their nose up. This was an interesting take on Arthurian lore, but I was expecting something a bit more. However, I do plan to take a second trip to Camelot with Marion Zimmer Bradley’s The Mist of Avalon.

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